Kate's psyche is in the balance after being referred to as "Ma'am." Her night out with husband Calvin hits a sour note when she is called the hated four-letter empathy. Calvin chuckles showing little empathy to Kate's newly found label. Arriving home, sparks fly between husband and wife, Kate's mom, and the pizza delivery girl.
Tom takes a bathroom break prior to a big meeting and innocently uses the handicapped stall in the bathroom. After receiving a phone call from his wife while still in the john, Tom is eager to get home to partake in her seductive surprise. However, Tom's eventful day is doomed when he is seized by Agent Callahan, and The Lavatory Patrol who have been spying his poor decision making as Tom finds himself missing his meeting, his sexy wife and a date in the slammer.